You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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