Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
you didnt know i had herpes?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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