Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
why does every cop we meet know your name?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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