It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I have aggressive nipples.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
soo... how was my night?
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