Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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