Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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