8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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