I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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