She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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