those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
