Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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