He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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