Don't you send me to vm
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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