Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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