I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
And then my night got REAL pukey
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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