Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
organizing the empties. That sober.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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