Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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