I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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