I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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