if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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