yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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