quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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