He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Verdict: uncircumcised.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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