Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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