Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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