I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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