Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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