I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
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