I think I won the penis lottery.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
