Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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