she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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