is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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