do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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