So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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