How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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