can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
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