wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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