I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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