Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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