Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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