I wannas sexs uuuuu
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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