I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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