So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Randomize