Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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