also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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