I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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