Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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