I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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