we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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