"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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