"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Say something about gay babies.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
