What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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