How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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